Look, there is absolutely no compelling or suspenseful reason for most of us in California to vote.

Barack Obama will win in this state because every progressive, centrist, and near-Democrat is gnawing off our digits waiting to vote for President, we have no Senate races and with the exception of CA-4 (BROWN (D) VS. McClintock (ASSHOLE)) there isn't a race that won't be called 38 seconds after the polls close.

That is, with the exception of PROP 8, the Its Not OK Any More To Outwardly Be Prejudiced Against Black People, So Picking On Teh Gays is The Best We Can Do Act.*

Seriously, its 50/50 on this thing and well, I'll let the Congressman Frog Larvae spew overheated hyperbole at you (and you really only need to watch the first 10 seconds)...

Yes, folks, apparently preventing my good friends Matt and Greg from being able to see each other in the hospital when they get in a fight and one of them runs over the others' foot in a fit of rage like happens in every heterosexual marriage is "central not only to California, BUT TO OUR VERY CIVILIZATION."

Seriously... though I'm convinced that marriage for all (read, "the right to throw a over-priced party, where a couple of your friends who are TOTALLY WRONG FOR EACH OTHER hook up in a porta-potty") is coming to California eventually, the question is... how many more decent, intelligent, moral, wonderful people have to have their commitment demeaned and questioned by... well... troglodytes?

Here's where you learn all about it.

Here's where you give.

Here's where you help kill it dead for good.

*Alright its actually called "Eliminated the Right For Same Sex Couples To Marry Act", but I'm so floored by the lack of creativity that I had name it more honestly and with a little flourish.